stiles: I will now torture you.
derek: [raises an eyebrow] Kinky.
stiles: [smiles] I think you are sweet and beautiful.
derek: [tensing up] Wait…
stiles: [moving toward him] You deserve to be cared for as much as you care for others.
derek: [backing away] No.
stiles: [leaning forward, trapping him against a wall] Your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard.
derek: [holding up his hands] I need a safeword!
The things about the Teen Wolf TV show that piss me off are as follows:
-Kate Argent was a mass murdering rapist who took advantage of a young man emotionally compromised after he had to mercy kill his dying girlfriend and its never touched upon in the show other than Kate’s disgusting, throwaway line of “Remember all the hot, dirty sex we used to have?” Before she licks him as he’s tied up and being tortured.
-Scott McCall is a terrible friend to Stiles, who always and only ever wants to help Scott, and often chooses Allison over his childhood friend.
-scott “hates” being a werewolf in season 1 but legit takes all the benefits for granted and only wants to be human so he can date Allison (a girl he JUST met)
-Allison is a legit psycho in season 2 and its never mentioned ever again at all whatsoever
-Derek Hale deserved SO much better, especially from Scott “Your family deserved to burn, the Argents are nicer than you” McCall.
-Stiles deserved better.
-Lydia is the Worst in seasons 1-2
- the Malia Tate storyline was stupid, Jackson should have been Peter’s son.
-Peter Hale deserved better. He spent 6 years stuck in his own mind reliving his family’s deaths, his family abandoned him, his alpha abandoned him, and you can’t change my mind about him having been legit insane in s1
-Victoria Argent was a weirdo and I hated her character from the moment I first saw her
-Cora Hale being alive was cool but ultimately a redundant storyline as she added nothing to the show other than a plot devise for Derek to lose his alpha status
-Peter Hale working with Kate Argent was so FUCKING DUMB who would ever work with the person who slaughtered their family?
-Kate Argent surviving as a werejaguar was a stupid storyline
okay YES FINALLY someone who mentions how crazy Allison was in s2, like wtf was that….. and YES DEREK AND PETER DESERVED BETTER!!!! death to Kate . also finally someone who agrees Malia was so random and unnecessary, they just wanted a new love interest
girls be like *he is my comfort character* and then bam its the most emotionally traumatised ficitonal man you’ve ever seen
i miss Derek sm
the moment theo ‘perfect evil’ raeken decided to dedicate his life to protecting liam ‘dumbass’ dunbar, prove me wrong